It was alieeeeeens!

[stargater]

Last night I saw a story on the news about a swimming pool and it's 1000 gallons of water disappearing without a trace (or a drop of water!) from a backyard in NJ. Obviously it was aliens. They probably had a buildup of exhaust in their impulse reactor which re-routed the flow of plasma and caused the emission of chronotons from the dilithium crystals to destabilize which in turn caused a cascade failure to the warp field alignment. Oh and a fire in main engineering. Of course the only thing that could suppress it would be chlorinated water from Earth, so they stole away with the family pool in the night. Such as the way of things sometimes.

Comments

[narniadear.livejournal.com]

See, that's what I was going to say too. That is the most obvious explanation.

[black-raven-87.livejournal.com]

That be some good technobabble. x)

[the-lighthouse.livejournal.com]

Yeah, unfortunately these things happen. ;)

[faithnsin.livejournal.com]

Wow - all that plus a fire in engineering? Fun!

[That was very inventive btw. Kudos!]


Srsly though - I need an explanation to this one! This is going to bug me ALL NIGHT! (And probably into tomorrow!)

[mr-picard.livejournal.com]

A fire in engineering? You mean the ship didn't manage to put out the fire? Another malfunction? OMG. I don't want to be that chief engineer. He/She'll have a lot of explaining to do. :D

[azurien.livejournal.com]

hahahaaha you can never stop a fire from busting out in engineering!!