It was alieeeeeens!

[stargater]

Last night I saw a story on the news about a swimming pool and it's 1000 gallons of water disappearing without a trace (or a drop of water!) from a backyard in NJ. Obviously it was aliens. They probably had a buildup of exhaust in their impulse reactor which re-routed the flow of plasma and caused the emission of chronotons from the dilithium crystals to destabilize which in turn caused a cascade failure to the warp field alignment. Oh and a fire in main engineering. Of course the only thing that could suppress it would be chlorinated water from Earth, so they stole away with the family pool in the night. Such as the way of things sometimes.

Comments

[stargater.livejournal.com]

Oh yea, all that other stuff was nothing... who knew Earth pool water was the only thing to put out exotic alien starship fires ;P

I am quite curious myself as to the strange disappearance. I would have thought if someone was able to siphon the water into a tank or something that it would have surely been noticed/heard in the middle of a residential neighborhood. And it would have taken a lot longer then when they said they last saw the pool in the yard and the time they woke up and noticed it missing. I can't think of any other way to get the water out. Unless of course they are just kooks wanting their 5 minutes of fame ;P

[faithnsin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I thought they may just being wanting their 5 mins of fame too. But, if that's not the answer...then WHAT IS! pfft. You think there's such a thing as a whisper quiet siphon? idk.

If they ever solve this, plz lmk :P

[stargater.livejournal.com]

Definitely, will do. How could I not share the finding, if it's ever even solved that is. :P

[faithnsin.livejournal.com]

Ty :)

And I hope this gets solved. It'd be irksome if it wasn't. Not that I'll probably even remember a week from now, but still...it could be a torturous few days! ;p