c o m p l e t e . a n d . u t t e r . w o n d e r f u l . n o n s e n s e

lol, it'd be like: "here we have some discarded models, among which you can identify the remains of a SPAD fighter plane and Colonial Viper and oh right over here is some knitting yarn and crochet needles!" lol :P

I haven't put my masking tape idea into practice yet, it may just end up looking like a wadded up ball of tape :P