It was alieeeeeens!

[stargater]

Last night I saw a story on the news about a swimming pool and it's 1000 gallons of water disappearing without a trace (or a drop of water!) from a backyard in NJ. Obviously it was aliens. They probably had a buildup of exhaust in their impulse reactor which re-routed the flow of plasma and caused the emission of chronotons from the dilithium crystals to destabilize which in turn caused a cascade failure to the warp field alignment. Oh and a fire in main engineering. Of course the only thing that could suppress it would be chlorinated water from Earth, so they stole away with the family pool in the night. Such as the way of things sometimes.