Some funny email stuffs
Nov. 20th, 2002 12:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stargaterGot these in an email, lol funny stuff...
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a
very lavish New York City building, when a
young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator,
smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says
arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!
Then another young and beautiful women gets on
the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5,
$200 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has
reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye,
then bends over and farts and says,...........................
"Broccoli - .49 cents a pound."
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride.
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
aha
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a
very lavish New York City building, when a
young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator,
smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says
arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!
Then another young and beautiful women gets on
the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5,
$200 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has
reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye,
then bends over and farts and says,...........................
"Broccoli - .49 cents a pound."
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride.
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
aha
