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I don't know if I'd consider it all that remarkable but a couple years ago I was at a BBQ, standing around chatting and enjoyably chewing a new stick of Orbit Bubblemint gum when a giant winged beast used that very opportunity to fly right into my mouth and gum. Thankfully I noticed it before I chomped down on bug gum. Bug gum! Gross. The memory still haunts me to this day.

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I don't know if I'd consider it all that remarkable but a couple years ago I was at a BBQ, standing around chatting and enjoyably chewing a new stick of Orbit Bubblemint gum when a giant winged beast used that very opportunity to fly right into my mouth and gum. Thankfully I noticed it before I chomped down on bug gum. Bug gum! Gross. The memory still haunts me to this day.

ugh omg unsweetened white grapefruit juice is the nastiest and most vile substance I have ever drank. No wonder they tell you to drink it with meals so you'll feel filled up, it's so rotten it makes you ill so you can't eat anymore! blech

So today at work we decide to order pizza from a local pizza place, one that happens to be my favorite pizza so I'm all up for that. Well after eating my share and I'm on my last piece I take a bite and I instantly spot a huge foot long brown hair coming from the slice. I'm not kidding about the length either and I was so disgusted that it almost made me ill. So for awhile until I can muster up the courage to eat there again I will not be eating their pizza anytime too soon. It's kinda like when you eat something and it makes you sick and the next time you see that food it reminds you of feeling sick and you just can't eat it again for awhile. Well this is exactly like that. Even now thinking about it just grosses me out. Ick.

So today at work we decide to order pizza from a local pizza place, one that happens to be my favorite pizza so I'm all up for that. Well after eating my share and I'm on my last piece I take a bite and I instantly spot a huge foot long brown hair coming from the slice. I'm not kidding about the length either and I was so disgusted that it almost made me ill. So for awhile until I can muster up the courage to eat there again I will not be eating their pizza anytime too soon. It's kinda like when you eat something and it makes you sick and the next time you see that food it reminds you of feeling sick and you just can't eat it again for awhile. Well this is exactly like that. Even now thinking about it just grosses me out. Ick.

Ok um this is so ewwww. It kind of reminds me of that one episode of Ripley's Believe It or Not about the 'Famous Yukon Sour Toe Coctail'. I mean really. Gross. *shudder*